Bruce Vilanch
1948
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Quotes
Biography
Bruce Vilanch is an American comedy writer, actor, songwriter, and comedian. He is best known for his comedy writing for numerous Academy Awards ceremonies, where his humorous and witty lines have entertained audiences worldwide. Vilanch has also made appearances on TV shows and movies, showcasing his comedic talent and distinctive style. Throughout his career, he has been recognized for his contributions to the entertainment industry and remains a highly regarded figure in the world of comedy.
Famous Quotes (5)
1
My problem with digestion is I can eat like a pig, and the pig doesn't get off the table and run around after the meal.
2
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
3
I have a kitchen, all right. I have a chef who can't cook.
4
Actually, I never liked Cher's voice; she doesn't sing with her diaphragm. I can sing with her diaphragm.
5
I don't write for society anymore. I write to get even with it.