Nikki Glaser
1984
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Biography
Nikki Glaser is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and podcast host known for her sharp wit and self-deprecating humor. Born in Cincinnati, Ohio in 1984, Glaser began doing comedy at a young age and gained recognition for her appearances on numerous comedy shows like Last Comic Standing and Inside Amy Schumer. She has hosted her own talk shows on MTV and Comedy Central, and has released comedy specials showcasing her unique comedic style that often touches on topics like relationships, sex, and body image.
Famous Quotes (5)
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I'm sorry for calculating that tip, by the way. It's making you uncomfortable.
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My phone is so filled with porn I can't even make calls anymore.
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Guys don't like when you say you're needy. But I am. I am needy.
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Whenever you're feeling like you're about to spontaneously burst into tears, just tell yourself, 'I just did a double cleanse, I love me.'
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I've never felt lower. I was so hungry for an hour.