"I'm not saying that I want to be on a network sitcom but my only other option is gas station appearances."
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About Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler is an American stand-up comedian and actor known for his sarcastic and self-deprecating humor. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and movies, including 'Everybody Loves Raymond,' 'Bob's Burgers,' and 'The Late Show with David Letterman.' Kindler is also recognized for his role as the host of the annual 'State of the Industry Address' at the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal, where he offers satirical critiques of the comedy industry.
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