"I don't look forward to sex so much as I look forward to the stories I get to tell."

Ari Shaffir (1974)
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About Ari Shaffir

Ari Shaffir is a comedian, actor, and podcaster known for his controversial and boundary-pushing humor. He started his career in stand-up comedy and gained popularity for his unfiltered and often politically incorrect style. Shaffir has released comedy specials, appeared on various TV shows, and hosted his podcast called 'Skeptic Tank.' He is recognized for his candid and edgy storytelling, tackling taboo subjects with sharp wit and raw honesty.

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