"My shortest column? Just two words: 'Nixon Resigns.' My longest column? Ballpoint pen ran out of ink."

Art Hoppe (1924 - 2000)
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About Art Hoppe

Art Hoppe was an American journalist and humor columnist best known for his work in the San Francisco Chronicle. He started his career in journalism as a copyboy before eventually becoming a columnist. Hoppe's witty and satirical writing style made him a beloved figure, and he received numerous awards for his work, including the Ernie Pyle Award for human interest reporting. He tackled various social and political issues in his columns, using humor to shed light on important topics.

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