"My doctor says I mustn't have bullets enter my body at any time. Am I a coward? No, I just like to wear inside things out."
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About Arthur Smith
Arthur Smith was a renowned British comedian, best known for his dry humor and witty observational comedy. Born in London in 1954, Smith rose to fame in the 1980s through his stand-up performances on television and radio. He gained a large following for his distinctive comedic style, often incorporating surreal elements and wordplay into his routines. Beyond his comedy career, Smith has also dabbled in writing and acting, earning recognition for his contributions to various comedy shows and festivals.
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