"Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, it's hearts and diamonds, at the end, it's clubs and spades."
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About Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comedian and as one of the members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour alongside Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Ron White. Engvall has released several comedy albums and starred in his sitcom, The Bill Engvall Show. He is widely recognized for his clean comedy style that focuses on everyday life observations and family-oriented humor.
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