"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
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About Bob Einstein
Bob Einstein, born in 1942, was an American actor, comedy writer, and producer. He was best known for his role as Marty Funkhouser in the HBO series 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'. Einstein started his career as a comedy writer for shows like 'The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour' and 'The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour'. Over the years, he appeared in various television shows and films, displaying his talent for humor and wit. Einstein was admired for his unique comedic style and memorable performances.
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