"When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch up my X-rays."
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About Bob Monkhouse
Bob Monkhouse was a British entertainer who had a long and successful career in television, radio, and stand-up comedy. Born in 1928, he started on the radio before making the transition to television in the 1950s. He became known for his quick wit, impeccable timing, and versatile talents as a presenter, game show host, and actor. Monkhouse was a prolific writer and performer, known for his self-deprecating humor and one-liners.
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