"It's not that I'm a control freak. It's that you're painfully incompetent."
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About Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia is a Honduran-born American stand-up comedian and actor known for his bold and controversial comedic style. Born on October 22, 1967, in San Pedro Sula, Honduras, Mencia moved to the United States as a child. He gained popularity for his Comedy Central show 'Mind of Mencia,' which ran from 2005 to 2008 and showcased his blend of humor and social commentary. Mencia's comedy often explores issues of race, ethnicity, and cultural stereotypes, challenging audiences to confront uncomfortable truths with humor.
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