"You can lie down for people to walk on you and they will still complain that you're not flat enough."
Choose Background Style
Recommended Backgrounds
More Backgrounds
About Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler is an American comedian, actress, writer, television host, and producer known for her bold and satirical humor. She rose to fame with her late-night talk show, 'Chelsea Lately,' which ran for seven seasons on E! network. Handler has authored several best-selling books, including 'My Horizontal Life' and 'Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea.' In addition to her work in comedy, she is an outspoken advocate for social and political issues.
Related Quotes
"Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself."
"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day a..."
"If you think you know what you're doing, you're not learning anything."
"I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff."