Anthony Jeselnik
1978
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Quotes
Biography
Anthony Jeselnik is an American stand-up comedian known for his dark humor and sharp wit. He gained popularity through his appearances on Comedy Central Roasts and his own stand-up specials. Jeselnik is revered for his provocative and controversial style that pushes boundaries and challenges social norms. He has been praised for his clever wordplay and fearless approach to taboo subjects.
Famous Quotes (5)
1
My favorite game is 'Make Them Laugh or Get The Hell Out.' If I can't make the audience laugh, I really want to leave.
2
I think it's the stupidest thing in the world to get married. And by the way, we live in a world where dogs can get married. That's ridiculous. They can't even say 'I do.'
3
I have no idea what my best joke is. That’s the audience’s job. They tell me what’s funny about me.
4
I think all kids should have an iPad. They should have an iPad instead of things like food and clothing.
5
People can say that I'm mean. But I'm doing something that I love. I don't care.