Artie Lange
1967
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Biography
Artie Lange is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and radio personality. He is best known for his work on the sketch comedy show 'MADtv' and as a co-host on 'The Howard Stern Show'. Lange has also released comedy albums and authored books reflecting on his life and struggles with addiction. His candid and self-deprecating humor has earned him a dedicated fan base.
Famous Quotes (5)
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You can't underestimate peoples' ability to live up to low expectations.
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Don't look at poorly-dressed people and think they're not good at sex. They're better. They're not worried about how they look.
3
When you're out of the loop, the only news you get is other people's bad news.
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If I could go back and relive my years doing something different, I would do stand-up.
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I have been clean off drugs for about 25 years and I hope I’m an inspiration to anybody else.