"When you're out of the loop, the only news you get is other people's bad news."
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About Artie Lange
Artie Lange is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and radio personality. He is best known for his work on the sketch comedy show 'MADtv' and as a co-host on 'The Howard Stern Show'. Lange has also released comedy albums and authored books reflecting on his life and struggles with addiction. His candid and self-deprecating humor has earned him a dedicated fan base.
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