Billy Connolly
1942
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Quotes
Biography
Billy Connolly is a Scottish comedian, musician, and actor known for his unique storytelling, observational humor, and energetic performances. Born in 1942 in Glasgow, Connolly started his career as a folk singer before transitioning to stand-up comedy. He gained international fame for his comedy routines, TV shows, and films, becoming one of the most beloved entertainers in the UK and beyond.
Famous Quotes (5)
1
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
2
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
3
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
4
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
5
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?