"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on."
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About Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly is a Scottish comedian, musician, and actor known for his unique storytelling, observational humor, and energetic performances. Born in 1942 in Glasgow, Connolly started his career as a folk singer before transitioning to stand-up comedy. He gained international fame for his comedy routines, TV shows, and films, becoming one of the most beloved entertainers in the UK and beyond.
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"Never trust a man with a perm."
"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards."
"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
"Never trust a man who cries; he has a trick up his sleeve."