"I live in L.A. now, where 'Don't talk to me' might as well be our state motto."

Taylor Tomlinson (1993)
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About Taylor Tomlinson

Taylor Tomlinson is an American stand-up comedian and actress. She first gained recognition at a young age through her appearance on the ninth season of 'Last Comic Standing'. Taylor has since appeared on various TV shows such as 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' and 'Conan'. Her humor often revolves around topics like relationships, self-deprecation, and growing up. Taylor continues to perform at comedy clubs and theaters across the United States, building a strong fan base with her witty and relatable comedy style.

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