"In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin."
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About John Mulaney
John Mulaney is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work as a writer on Saturday Night Live and for his stand-up specials such as 'New in Town' and 'Kid Gorgeous'. Mulaney has received critical acclaim for his comedic style, often praised for his storytelling ability and clever observations on everyday life. His work has earned him multiple Primetime Emmy Awards.
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