John Mulaney
1982
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Biography
John Mulaney is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work as a writer on Saturday Night Live and for his stand-up specials such as 'New in Town' and 'Kid Gorgeous'. Mulaney has received critical acclaim for his comedic style, often praised for his storytelling ability and clever observations on everyday life. His work has earned him multiple Primetime Emmy Awards.
Famous Quotes (5)
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I don't look older, I just look worse.
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You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.
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You know, you might be a redneck if you live in the Ozarks and you're surprised when you see a black person.
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I'm not quite the same kind of Catholic as I was in my youth. I was raised in the church in a very conservative family. I don't have a hatred of organized religion, but I don't know if I have a love of it either.
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In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.