Freedom

If you keep giving him a platform, he's going to keep saying more and more terrible things.

I think Trump did fun stuff. Like he didn't start a war. That's fun!

In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Having kids is great if you're looking for the perfect excuse to never go anywhere or do anything ever again.

I like being in control of my money, but my credit score is like having a roommate I never see.

I don't want kids, and I had a come-to-Jesus moment when I realized that's okay.

My phone is so filled with porn I can't even make calls anymore.

Immigrants don't just belong in America, immigrants are America.

If you wanted to get married at 25 and have four kids and own a bakery, that is okay by me. Just make sure you can pay for your own shit.

In the pool, I find freedom and peace.

Diving is like writing a poem in the sky.

You need to fly away from here.

When I was 17, I left home to play hockey, and I never really returned except for occasional visits. My parents were older, and I hadn't seen much of them in recent years.

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

People don't want other people to be people.

Chastity—the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.

People don't take trips, trips take people.

And now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good.

America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

Whoever controls the media, the images, controls the culture.